Arachnida Spider Watch
This Watch would Terrify most People... There's so many of us who HATE Spiders and Creepy Crawling things. Especially those that lay Eggs in your Ear. EWW! Arachnids are Joint-Legged Invertebrate Animals, Arthropods, with Eight Legs, and they make for one AWESOME Looking Watch! Featuring a Three-Hand Quartz Movement and Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch’s Classic Look is Great for Formal or Fun Occasions... Like Spider Squashing. Eh? :)
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Thomas Kinkade Glass Bead Bracelet
WOW! What a Colorful Bracelet! But what else can you Expect from Thomas Kinkade… The Painter of Light! This Bracelet is Stunning and a Work of Art for Sure. Featuring Glass Charm Beads that are so Beautiful, they’ll take…
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Wooden Pallet Earrings
We go together like a Forklift and a Pallet of Toilet Paper… HA! You know you’re in love when he gives you Planks of Wood for your Ears! Ah, it’s so Romantic! And who doesn’t Adore these… They’re Wooden…
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Rainbow Clam Pearl Belly Ring
You didn’t know that Rainbow Clams existed did you? Well now you do. Because this Cute Belly Ring Features a Rainbow Clam Shell that’s actually made out of Anodized 316L Stainless Steel and the Colors Mimic the Pearlescent Shell…
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Human Hand X-Ray Earrings
LOL I Need these to Show People where I Broke my Hand last Year. HA! Looking just like the X-Ray of a Human Hand, with all the Metacarpal Bones, Carpals, Phalanges, and Digits… These Earrings will both Fascinate AND…
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)












