1" Pepperoni Pizza Plugs
MUST. HAVE. PEPPERONI. NOW. How do they make these look so REAL? Well... They use Polymer Clay, what else! Hand Sculpted, each Pepperoni Pizza is Unique. These Plugs are 9mm in Length and have a Diameter of 26mm. They are Double Flared and made of Surgical Steel. Plus, they are Sold in PAIRS, so everyone can take a Nibble. :) Realistic, and oh-so Cheesy, you're just gonna LOVE the Comments you get on these. Is it DiGiorno or Delivery?
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Thor’s Hammer Ring
The Answers you seek shall be Yours, once I Claim what is MINE! And I Claim this Very Cool Ring. Adorned with a Devil Skull on top, this Ring will Rock the Earth! And I do believe it’s Hammer…
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Unicorn Poops and Vomits Watch
Well this Wrist Watch takes the Cake… A Rainbow Colored Cake… HA! It’s a Unicorn Watch, but not just any Unicorn, it’s a Pooping Rainbows Unicorn that’s Throwing Up! HA! My first Response is WTF? My second is “What…
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Open Hole Belly Ring
I sure do LOVE these Road Sign Belly Rings! They just make me LAUGH! Who couldn’t crack a Smile once you read: DANGER OPEN HOLE! HA! Cute and Fun Dangle that will look Awesome on your Belly!
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)











