Fried Chicken Potato Veggies TV Dinner Earrings
You had me at "Fried Chicken". These Tasty Treats look great Dangling from your Lobes. I can almost see the Mashed Potatoes (which Taste nothing like Mashed Potatoes) Sliding down your Face... The FIRST thing I always ate was the Apples! Those were Good (a Pound of Sugar). And the Chicken... Who doesn't like Chicken? They'll LOVE your Earrings, and LOVE that you're CHILL enough to Wear these. :)
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Additional Parking Belly Ring
Okay, when I Read this Road Sign I had Coffee in my Mouth and I Spit it all over the Monitor… TOO TOO FUNNY! Why not Wear a Belly Navel Piercing that reads “Additional Parking in Rear”? HA! Have…
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Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…
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Breaking Bad Charm Bracelet
Mild-Mannered High School Chemistry Teacher Walter White thinks his Life can’t get much Worse. His Salary Barely Makes Ends Meet, a Situation not likely to improve once his Pregnant Wife gives Birth… Hence Breaking Bad Begins! And now that…
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Crystal Lake Charm Bracelet
Beautiful Charm Bracelet that is just KILLER! Check out this Friday The Thirteenth Charm Bracelet Featuring the Iconic Jason Mask, Lantern, Crystal Lake Sign, Log Cabin, Canoe, and the Chilling Slasher Machete! AWESOME!
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Black Red Pinwheel Plug
Such an Awesome 19mm Ear Plug. Steel Tunnel Ear Plug with ACTUAL Spinning Pinwheel!!! You can’t get better than that! Beautiful and ULTRA COOL!
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Nacho Chips Earrings
Nacho, Nacho Cheese! MMM GOOD! These Foodie Earrings are Fun, Crunchy, Realistic Looking, and Making my Mouth Water. Fun Dangle Earrings, Handmade from Polymer Clay, Featuring Golden Brown Nacho Chips, Cheesy-Cheese, or Fresh Ripe Guacamole (Your choice). So DIG…












