Fried Chicken Potato Veggies TV Dinner Earrings
You had me at "Fried Chicken". These Tasty Treats look great Dangling from your Lobes. I can almost see the Mashed Potatoes (which Taste nothing like Mashed Potatoes) Sliding down your Face... The FIRST thing I always ate was the Apples! Those were Good (a Pound of Sugar). And the Chicken... Who doesn't like Chicken? They'll LOVE your Earrings, and LOVE that you're CHILL enough to Wear these. :)
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Star Trek Dock Ring
This is the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701) as you’ve never seen it Before! Cast in Sterling Silver, this Constitution-Class Starship can Detach – the Stardrive and Saucer are two Separate Rings! It’s so GEEKY COOL!
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Master of Disguise Necklace
LOL You So Funny! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! With these Funny Face Glasses, Big Nose and Mustache, YOU WILL BE! Which reminds me of this Joke: “Why do Gorillas have Big Noses?” “Because they have Big Fingers!” HA! Everyone in…
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M&M Cookie Stud Earrings
Irresistible! I don’t know anyone who can pass up an M&M Cookie… Really. It’s like Sweet Heaven Rolled up in a Pound of Sugar… YUMMMMMMY! And now, you can Wear these Fabulous M&M’s on your Ears. Featuring M&M Cookie…
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Revolver Cylinder Belly Button Ring
Bang Bang You’re Dead! And with this Lovely Belly Button Ring, you’ll be Aiming towards the Stars (I don’t even know what that means…) But it’s a Stainless Steel Belly Button Navel Ring that’s Kick Ass for sure. 14…
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Halloween Cookie Plate Necklace
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom… This Necklace is so Adorably YUMMY! For it’s a Plate of Cookies… All Decorated in Halloween, with Ghosts and Pumpkins and Candy Corn… Fun Cookies, IDEAL for the Spookiest Time of the…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…












