TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny Comments to begin! :)
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Fried Chicken Potato Veggies TV Dinner Earrings
You had me at "Fried Chicken". These Tasty Treats look great Dangling from your Lobes. I can almost see the Mashed Potatoes (which Taste nothing like Mashed Potatoes) Sliding down your Face... The FIRST thing I always ate was the Apples! Those were Good (a Pound of Sugar). And the Chicken... Who doesn't like Chicken? They'll LOVE your Earrings, and LOVE that you're CHILL enough to Wear these. :)
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Black Dragon Vein Bracelet
There’s Blood in them Veins… Dragon Blood! Sounds like a quote from The Hobbit, but in fact, it’s a line of Gemstones; Agates to be exact! Great looking Genuine Stones with Crazy Natural Formations and Inclusions in them that…
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Ten Commandments Tie Tack
For those that forget the Ten Commandments, here they are! Tacked right to your Tie for Easy Access. Finished in a Brushed Pewter Tone and Measuring 1 1/4 inches Tall, this Pin has the I – X Numerals Inscribed…
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Optical Watch
Trying to Tell Time with this Wrist Watch is Crazy FUN! That’s because it’s an Optical Illusion Watch that Turns Time Upside down. Featuring Optical Lines that Gyrate for the Minutes and Hours, it will Change the Way you…
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Induction Principle Ring
SWEET! Look at this Incredibly Detailed Alchemy Gothic Ring. It’s the Dr. Von Rosenstein’s Induction Principle Ring that’s Two-Tone and Cool as Hell! :) Featuring an Ancient Gothic Pattern which May, or May Not, mean more than it Seems,…
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