Cute Glass Goat Charm Bead
"What do you call a Goat with a Beard?" "Goatee!" ;P This Baby Goat Bead is made out of Glass and is mainly White with Brown Horns and a Pretty Pink Flower. It has a Silver Plated Core and can fit onto most European Charm Bracelets. Don't you Want a Pet Goat? Look at those Eyes... It's Adorable. It Reminds me of that scene in "The Animal" (with Rob Schneider), where he approaches a Tethered Female Goat while Marvin Gaye Croons “Let’s Get It On” in the Background... HILARIOUS!
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Happy Bunny Finger Belly Ring
LMAO! It’s the Classic (and Officially Licensed) Happy Bunny Belly Button Navel Ring featuring a Bright Yellow 3D Happy Bunny, with a Big Smile, Beady Eyes, a Pink Nose and Sporting the Middle Finger Salute. Talk about FUNNY! Made…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Fried Chicken Stud Earrings
“Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?” “Because it was Hanging from your Ear Lobes!” HA! I know that you want some Fried Chicken. Who doesn’t? Especially Little Miniature Drummies that look so Good you could Eat them (Better…
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My Horse is Calling Watch
LOL I knew a guy who lived on a horse farm. He had just gotten out of the shower, and was walking down the hallway, when the neighbor girl, who lived half a mile away, was standing at the…
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Dragonfly Flower Fingernail Rings
Craaaaazy! I’ve never seen Rings before that you wear on your FINGERTIPS! Looking like Fingernails, these Metal Rings wrap around your Finger for that one-of-a-kind look. Different, Cool, and Blinging with Rhinestones. Featuring a Lovely Dragonfly, these Fingernails are…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…