Bloody Mouth Zombie Head Earring
Feeling a little Dark? A little Dire? A little Goth or Punk? Well, this is the Earring (Affectionately Called "I Brushed My Teeth") for YOU! A Dangle Zombie Head with an Open Bloody Mouth and Jagged Long Teeth... WOW! Made of Clay, Wire, and Paint, this one-of-a-kind Earring was Hand Sculpted using Super Sculpey. Then Baked to give it Strength and Painted in Detail, with a Coat of Lacquer of course, to make the Teeth Glisten and Shine. Great looking Single Earring that your Ear is just Dying to Wear! :)
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Raw Steak Cufflinks
HA! How would you like your Meat? Rare? Medium? On your Cuffs? With these Cool Cufflinks, you can Wear your Meat on your Sleeve! Raw Cuts of Steak that look so real, you’d think they were Mooing!
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Candy Heart Charm Beads
Talk about CUTE! These Charm Beads look just like those Candy Hearts you get at Valentine’s Day.. “CRUNCH CRUNCH!” With Sayings like “Be Mine” “True Love” “I Love You” “Kiss Me” and “XOXO”, your Charm Bracelet will gets lots…
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Mexican Beer Bottle Earrings
The Thunder from Down Under… Wait… Is that a BEER? HA! You know you’ve had one too many when Beer Bottles are Dangling from your Ears! And if you’re looking for Fun, a Good Time, Happy Hour, there’s no…
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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Bullet Wedding Band
Whatever you do on your Wedding Day… Don’t FORGET the BULLETS! HA! And with this Wedding Ring, you’ll have Plenty at your Disposal. Because this Band is a Bullet Band. Made to Resemble Real Bullets, this Kick Ass Ring…
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Strength And Pride Eagle Ring
Beautiful! Look at the Insane Details in this Bald Eagle Ring! It’s BEYOND Awesome! This “Strength and Pride” is Cast in Solid, Durable Stainless Steel and Incorporates Two Black Sapphire Gemstones for Eyes! SLICK! This Magnificent Bird Expresses Bold…