Pizza is Bae Red Hemp Bracelet
Wait a Minute... Doesn't Bae mean "Bacon and Eggs"? HA! This Bae means PIZZA! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! (I'm all Excited and Clapping my Hands) Show your TRUE LOVE by Wearing this Bright Red Hemp Bracelet with a White Heart Bead. Comes in Sizes 5.5-9. 100% Handmade, Eco-Friendly Material, and Packaged in a Small Gift Bag. Now, where's my PIZZA?
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Dentures Ring
YIKES! This Ring looks so REAL! I can’t even imagine wearing such a Crazy Ass Ring on my Finger… But then again, it is Easier to Pick out the Popcorn Kernels when you take the Dentures out…
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Zombie Stretched Lobe Earrings
These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…
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Adjustable Steel Nipple Rings
Holy nipples Batman… These look like something out of the movie SAW. Don’t they? Talk about an eye-stopper. It’s nipple rings that circle around, and clamp in the center. Adjustable clamps that squeeze in and hold on tight. WOW!…
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Archangel Uriel Sigil Amulet Bracelet
Want some Magical Powers? How about an Amulet Bracelet with Red Jasper and the Sign of the the Archangel Uriel (God is my Light)? The Sigil of the Archangel Uriel is used to Invoke Knowledge of Science, Physics, and…
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Brigitte Crazy Horse Brooch
LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….
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Crystal Skull Belly Ring
This is a Beautiful Beautiful Skull that is so COOL and COLORFUL! It’s made out of Crystal, and has the Colors of the Aurora Borealis! KICK ASS! I LOVE how they Reflect off the Facets of the Bony Face….