Pizza is Bae Red Hemp Bracelet
Wait a Minute... Doesn't Bae mean "Bacon and Eggs"? HA! This Bae means PIZZA! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! (I'm all Excited and Clapping my Hands) Show your TRUE LOVE by Wearing this Bright Red Hemp Bracelet with a White Heart Bead. Comes in Sizes 5.5-9. 100% Handmade, Eco-Friendly Material, and Packaged in a Small Gift Bag. Now, where's my PIZZA?
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Mandarin Orange Earrings
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA……
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…
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Cyborg Baby Necklace
A Cyborg (short for “Cybernetic Organism”) is a Theoretical or Fictional Being with Both Organic and Biomechatronic Parts, and this Creepy Baby Doll has BOTH! It’s a Bridge between Mind and Matter! And NOW it can be YOURS!
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Dandelion Ring
Taraxacum, or Dandelions, are a Large Genus of Flowering Plants in the Family Asteraceae. They have Very Small Flowers Collected together into a Composite Flower Head. Each Single Flower in a Head is called a Floret. And this Beautiful…
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Shamrock Ring Bottle Opener
Grab yourself an Irish Red Ale, or a Murphy’s Irish Stout, for it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and it’s all about GREEN. That’s why this Ring, is IDEAL for TODAY. It’s a Shamrock Ring, a White Clover on a Green…
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Eff You See Kay Cuff Bracelet
Love it. A Bracelet for the entire world to see… At first, people won’t know what it means: Eff You See Kay???? But once you sound out the words, you get it pretty quickly (see image). A Fun Bracelet…












