How To Kill A Zombie Watch
I LOVE Jewelry with Humor, and this Watch certainly makes me Smile! I Laugh at the way the Zombie Staggers in Step 2, and then gets it's Head Blown off in Step 3. Dead AGAIN! Made with a Toxic Green Face, this Watch is a Perfect Match for your Daily Attire. Genuine Leather Strap and Buckle Clasp makes this Watch easy on, easy off... Just in TIME for you to grab that Machete and Chop Chop Chop!
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Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…
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Cute Lizard Gecko Belly Button Ring
Awwwww! This has got to be one of the Cutest Gecko Belly Button Rings I’ve ever seen… How Stinking Adorable! A Colorful, Enamel Lizard, that’s Perfect for your Navel. Dangling from a 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Curved Barbell,…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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His & Hers State Cufflinks
These are Awesome. And such a Great Gift for the Groom. A Pair of His and Her Home State Cufflinks, that you Customize with, your Home States, of course. Her State on one Cufflink, His State on the other….
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Zombie Black Hands Fog Ring
INCREDIBLE! WOW! This Ring just BLOWS me away… It’s probably the Coolest, Creepiest Ring I’ve ever seen. It’s a Resin Ring, with Black Zombie Hands Rising up outta the FOG! INSANE! Beautifully Made, Full of Dead Fingers and Rotting…
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Pickle Rick Necklace
“What do you get when you Cross a Deer and a Pickle?” “A Dilldoe!” HA! Are you a Rick and Morty Fan? Love the Pickle; Pickle Rick? Well then Feast your Eyes on this Dill… It’s a Handmade Pickle…