“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…

Zen is Meditating. An Attitude of Spiritual Awakening. The Source from which all the Actions of Daily Life Flow; Eating, Sleeping, Breathing, Walking, Talking, Thinking, it’s all about the Zen. The Ying Yang, the Balance within ourselves. So Balance…

Fresh New Kicks and Pants, you got it Like that now you know you Wanna Dance, so Move out of your Seat, and get a Fly Girl and Catch this Beat, while it’s Rollin’ hold on Pump a little…

This is enough to give anyone Nightmares! Just look at that Creepy Ass Smile! I’m outta here… This Gothic, Dark, Horrorific Pendant is certainly going to Delight a Few… Poor Dead Souls! Awesome and Scary! I LOVE it! :)

LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…

Bigfoot is the name given to a Mythological Simian, Ape, or Hominid-Like Creature that inhabits Forests… Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, whatever you call that Hairy Giant, he’s Cool, HUGE, and hey, he makes Cute Earrings! Plaster Cast Earrings of the…