Gag Gift Egg Cufflinks
"Why was the Chef so Mean?" "Because She Beat the Eggs!" Hardy Har Har! :) I enjoy a Good Looking Cufflink, and these Fun Fried Eggs are Yummy enough to Eat. Made with a Surgical Steel Cufflink Base, these Eggs will CRACK you up! "Why did the Egg Cross the Road?" "Because he wasn't Chicken yet!" LOL! :P
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Hello My Name Is Ear Plugs
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE these Ear Plugs! The just make me Laugh My Ass Off! Really! Ear Plugs that have the Standard Name Tag Message: “Hello My Name Is…”, followed by an even…
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Skeleton Hand Nipple Ring
You know what looks good on your Nipple? A Bony Skeleton Hand, that’s what. And not just BONY, but Bloody and Dripping! (I feel so Evil now) Cool and Creepy Nipple Bar that will hang down your Chest and…
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Steampunk Gear Ring
Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Gears Ring! Damn I love these things. This Steampunk Ring KICKS ASS! So Smooth, So Sleek, So Detailed and COOL! Gears and Rivets all the way around this Sterling Silver Ring is just Perfection. Love it,…
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…
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Three Of Swords Tarot Necklace
Ah, the Three of Swords: Rejection, Sadness, Loneliness, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Separation, Grief… Sounds about right. It’s a Heart Stabbed by 3 Swords, you can’t get any more Broken than that. But hey, it makes for one Very Cool, Eye-Opening…
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Lucky Ladybug Bracelet
Ladybugs, or more Scientifically known as “Coccinellidae” (and called Ladybirds in Britain), are a Family of Small Beetles commonly Yellow, Orange, or Scarlet with Small Black Spots on their Wing Covers, with Black Legs, Heads and Antennae. They are…












