Sasquatch Hunter's Watch
"What's that Noise?" [Everyone Gets Quiet] "I Heard a Twig Snap... Shhhh!" How could you NOT want to Watch the Big Foot Hunters? LMAO! So if it's your Time to Squatch in the Woods, then this Watch is for YOU! (Did you notice the O in GONE is a Big Foot Silhouette? Cool eh?) Big Foot Fans, Grab a Camera, Grab your Video, and GRAB this WATCH! "HOWL!" [Dead Silence] "SCREEEECH!"
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…
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Peter Quill Cosplay Necklace
So Cool… It’s a Cosplay Necklace that will take your Peter Quill Costume to the Next Galaxy… Really! Looking like it dropped right from Guardians of the Galaxy, this Pendant is a Two-Piece Pendant; Featuring Replica Pendants worn by…
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…
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Sir Daniel Fortesque Ring
Sir Daniel Fortesque is the Main Protagonist of the MediEvil Action-Adventure Hack and Slash Video Games, appearing as the Main Protagonist… and he is Frightful and Fun indeed. Set in the Medieval Kingdom of Gallowmere this Grimacing One-Eyed Soul…
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Beef Butcher Cuts Cufflinks
If you’re handy with a Butcher Knife, a Farmer, or just someone who LOVES Cow, then these are the Cufflinks for you! They are Cuts of Beef Cufflinks that look like a Cow with all the Slices outlined… Ready…












