Fake Blood Ear Plugs
DANNNNNNNGGGGG! That’s Exactly what I thought when I saw these Incredibly Cool and Creepy Ear Plugs! Looking like they’re Filled with Fresh Flowing Red Blood, these Plugs will catch everyone’s Eyes and Boy will they take a Second Look… At YOU!
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KICK ASS BLOODY COOL EAR PLUGS
Feeling a little Dexterish? Vant to Bite a Neck? Well, why not put some Blood in your Ears? These Plugs are Filled with Blood (Fake Blood), that Thrashes and Splashes as you Move. It's COOL! Plug comes in Gauges 14, 16, 18, 20, and 25mm. They are Double Flared and Sold in Pairs... That way, Both Ears can make People Scream at the Same Time! Sweet Bloody Fun!
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Nut Dice Ring
What a neat piece of Jewelry for the Man (or Woman) who likes Dice or Nuts. It’s an interesting combo that just WORKS! Cool Stuff, AND Comfortable!
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Wrecking Ball Necklace
“I came in like a Wrecking Ball, I never Hit so Hard in Love, All I Wanted was to Break your Walls, All you ever did was Wreck me…” Are you a WRECK? Well then you NEED this Cool…
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Lord of the Wings Necklace
Oh Man… I Loved the Lord of the Rings Movies, and I Love Chicken Wings, so I’m gonna Dig into BOTH! And with this Hilarious Parody of the Hit Series, Frodo Baggins is not Lord of the Rings, he’s…
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Darth Maul Ring
Darth Maul was a Male Dathomirian Zabrak Dark Lord of the Sith who Lived during the Waning Years of the Galactic Republic… And NOW, it’s a Kick Ass Cool Ring for your Finger! Star Wars Darth Maul Fans… You…
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Twerk Hoop Earrings
Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…
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