"I Heart Me" Wrist Watch
At first when you read this "I Love Me" Watch, you Think "Sheesh! Conceited Much?" But then the True Meaning of this Watch comes through... Self Pride! You've GOT to LOVE yourself... Not Hurt Yourself or Beat Yourself Up, or Afflict Pain or Harm. But to see the Real YOU. The Inner Beauty. And that's what this Watch is all about. YOU! Express Yourself and Wear this Watch Proudly and Proclaim to the Wold that YOU LOVE YOURSELF! That Makes you Feel Great! Plus, there's a Big Red Heart to Prove it! COOL! :)
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Men’s Charm Bracelet
What an Interesting Idea! I Just LOVE it! It’s something that I’ve not seen before… Until NOW! It’s a Charm Bracelet for MEN! Shocking isn’t it? But this Bracelet is actually very Cool, and very Masculine as well. Great…
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I Love You I Know Cufflinks
What a Classic Quote from Han Solo (The Empire Strikes Back) as he’s Dragged towards the Freezing Chamber by the Imperials… Leia Kisses him and says “I Love You” for the first time ever, and he just looks at…
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Shimmer-N-Sparkle Kit
This FUN Jewelry Kit will make any Young Girl or Teen Shimmer and Shine! Made for ages 6 and up, just imagine all the Bling Bracelets you could create with this Cool Loom Maker! INSANE!
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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Bookshelf Necklace
“What did one Book say to another?” “I just want to see if we’re on the same Page!” “What sort of People make the Best Bookkeepers?” “The People who Borrow your Books and Never Return Them!” Oh the Book…












