I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Lava Wood Ring
Talk about BEAUTIFUL! The Combination of Silver and Wood in this Ring is Impressive and very Stylish! Looking like Melting Lava flowing over Rock, this Ring is Stunning beyond words. I just LOVE it! It looks like REAL Lava,…
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D20 Spiral Necklace
You never know when you’re gonna need an extra D20 Die! The Venerable D20 Die, that Platonic Solid whose Numerical Etchings Cast an Impartial Providence upon Friend and Beast alike… Yeah, that DIE!
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Rock Candy Earrings
Rock Candy is a Type of Confectionery Mineral Composed of Large Sugar Crystals. The Candy is Formed by allowing a Supersaturated Solution of Sugar and Water to Crystallize on a String or a Stick. Heating allows the Sugar to…
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Freshwater Pearl Snowman Earrings
Awwwwww… These are Cute! Snowman Earrings made out of Freshwater Pearls with the Top Hat and Red Bowtie… Darling Dangles that will look Festive and Fun in your Ears. Stacked with Crystal Cubes, Glass Disks, Crystal Rondelles and Earring…
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Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have…
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Beelzebub Dangle Belly Ring
Get your Belly Button Pierced with a Pitchfork… Because it’s Beelzebub and he’s looking for a Home. Ideal for Halloween, this Devil, Satan, Crazy Red Demon Navel Ring is Dripping Blood and looking Devilish. With Pointed Horns, Elongated Ears,…












