Darth Vader 3-D Ring
I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or Die, my Master!” “Obi-Wan has Taught you well!” “You Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side!”
Star Wars Darth Vader 3-D Black Ring
"The Force is with you, Young Skywalker, but you are Not a Jedi yet!" You will Become Darth with this Ring I fear. How can you not? It's the Iconic Helmet of Vader! Everybody wants to be Darth! "Search your Feelings, you *know* it to be True! " Ring comes in Sizes 9, 10, 11, and 12. Buy one. Slip it on. Say: "Luke... I am your Father!"
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Devil Prison Leather Bracelet
This is one Bad Ass Bracelet… So Cool. So Creepy. So Devilishly Good… It’s a Black Leather Bracelet, full of Studs and Chains, and the front featuring a Demonic Demon Devil, breaking out of a Jail Cell… Ripping the…
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Mom’s Spaghetti Eminem Pin
Talk about AWESOME! This Eminem Pin is just Perfect. And Creepy! It’s Eminem’s Famous “Mom’s Spaghetti” line from “Lose Yourself”: Yo. His palms are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms are Heavy. There’s Vomit on his Sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti… Yeah,…
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Beware of the Unicorn Brooch Pin
“What is the Difference between a Carrot and a Unicorn?” “The First is a Bunny Feast, the other is a Funny Beast!” Oh that’s so bad… But Corny? How about a Funny Unicorn Brooch; a Pin with a Purple…
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Evil Eye Necklace
Now this is a Beautiful Looking Pendant… As long as you don’t look directly into the Pupil! YIKES! This Very Cool Evil Eye Pendant Features Blue Sapphires and Diamonds in the Shape of an Eye-Ball. Set in Sterling Silver…
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I Love You so Much I Poop ❤️’s
LMAO! Well… This could be true. It’s the Most Hilarious Pendant I’ve seen in days. A Handmade Charm made out of Pewter that clearly illustrates a Toilet and a Big Ole Heart. Underneath the Cute Picture, a Beautiful Phrase…
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