You already have Vomit and Drool on your shoulder, why not have a Baby Licking your Finger with this One-Of-A-Kind, Handmade Doll Ring. It’s Eyes bring you in, the Tongue holds you back. All I can say is GAGA!

Talk about a kick-ass wrist watch… It’s multifunction, for it not only tells you the time… BUT, it also lights your fire! For built into the unit (charged with a USB cable) is a cigarette lighter, cigar lighter, or…

Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…

YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)

You know that Nipple Shield that Janet Jackson wore During her Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction??? Well, if she had this one on, maybe her Career wouldn’t have Died… Because this Tribal Sun Nipple Ring is COOL! Cast in Surgical Stainless…

Hello Kitty’s (Harō Kiti) Real Name is Kitty White. It’s a Fictional Character produced by the Japanese company Sanrio, way back in 1974. And this Cat has turned into a Huge Global Marketing Phenomenon worth over $7 billion a…