Ancient Rune Translation Hobbit Ring
GREAT GIFT IDEA for the Tolkien Fan. A Ring that Translates HOBBIT (Runic Alphabet) to ENGLISH! AWESOME! Just think, you'll be able to Translate Thror's Hint to find the Secret Entrance to Smaug's Lair. WOW! Made of Stainless Steel, this Ring ROCKS!
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666 Occult Earrings
Nothing like the Number of the Beast on your Forehead, oh wait, that’s your Ears! My Bad! Dangly 666 Numbers, Dripping and Dire from your Lobes… Perfect for the Occult, Satan Worshiper or Halloween. Creepy, Dark, Handmade, Chandelier Earrings…
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Classic Wheel Tire Pendant
VROOOOOOOM! It’s the Coolest Tire you’ll ever wrap around your neck. A Classic Wheel Tire that is Beautifully Crafted, Cast in Stainless Steel, Comfortable to Wear with Smooth Edges, 100% Hypoallergenic, comes in 3 Distinct Colors: Yellow, Black and…
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Fast Food Junkie Watch
LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my…
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s…
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Pee Poop Best Friends Necklace
Well Well Well… #1 AND #2… We Go Together Like: Peas and Carrots, Batman and Robin, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Gin and Tonic, Bacon and Eggs, Copy and Paste, Salt and Pepper, Sequins and Hot Glue, Milk and Cookies,…












