Come On Baby, Light My Fire!
These Cufflinks are not only Functional, they're Cool! Plus, they'll add a little more Q Branch to your Bond Attire! :) Just make sure you take them off before you Light a Pretty Girl’s Cigarette. Looking like Vintage-Style Lighters, they make a Great Gift! Just don't over-fill them, and do realize that Spilled Fluid can irritate the Skin, and make you very Flammable! But who cares right? You're already a HOT THING...
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Sardine Tin Can Necklace
“What happened to the sardines when they showed up late for work?” “They got canned!” Groan! Just good Humor, like this Adorable Sardines in a Tin Can Necklace. Fun, Handmade, Reeking of Sardines inside a Can with an Aged…
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Tombstone Halloween Ring
“Do you know how many People are Dead in a Cemetery?” “ALL OF THEM!” HA… A little Graveyard Joke… I’m sure you’re DYING with Laughter! You know Halloween is coming when the Tombstone Ring comes out. Frightening Good Fun,…
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Steel AT-AT Walker Pendant
I have Star Wars Fever… And this Cool Pendant is just what I Need! It’s an At-At Walker Necklace that’s AWESOME! Made out of Stainless Steel, this 2.75 inch Walker comes on a 24″ Link Chain and arrives Gift…
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Blood Red Heart Torso Necklace
Just Beautiful… If you LOVE Burnt Bones! HA! It’s a Cool, Creepy Halloween Pendant that’s Right up your Dead Alley… A Black Skeleton Torso, hanging from it’s Limbs, Spinal Cord Dangling down, and a Blood Red Beating Heart! SICK!…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…












