Come On Baby, Light My Fire!
These Cufflinks are not only Functional, they're Cool! Plus, they'll add a little more Q Branch to your Bond Attire! :) Just make sure you take them off before you Light a Pretty Girl’s Cigarette. Looking like Vintage-Style Lighters, they make a Great Gift! Just don't over-fill them, and do realize that Spilled Fluid can irritate the Skin, and make you very Flammable! But who cares right? You're already a HOT THING...
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Ouija Planchette Earrings
Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!
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The Waves Ring
Made with Sterling Silver, this Waves Ring is 10mm Wide, and completely STUNNING! The Silver Waves are Beautiful and the pave set Blue Sapphires are Awesome! Great Ring for any Man who loves the Ocean.
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Pink Panther Pendant
I LOVE the Pink Panther. Him and the Inept French Police Detective, Inspector Jacques Clouseau. HA! I could watch them NON-STOP! Always makes me Laugh. And so does this Cute Pendant Featuring the Endearing Pink Panther on a Pink…
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Receive Bacon Meme Watch
Bacon Lovers… Get your Mouths ready… er, Hands ready… Because it’s the Hilarious Meme, “Push Button, Receive Bacon”, actually just the Classic Push Button, Dry Hands that you find in a Bathroom, but hey, who’s asking, right? Fun Watch,…
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Unicorn Poops and Vomits Watch
Well this Wrist Watch takes the Cake… A Rainbow Colored Cake… HA! It’s a Unicorn Watch, but not just any Unicorn, it’s a Pooping Rainbows Unicorn that’s Throwing Up! HA! My first Response is WTF? My second is “What…