A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Burger Ring
“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!
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Witch Finger Earrings
“How do you make a Witch Float?” “You take Two Scoops of Ice Cream, a Glass of Coke and one Witch!” HA!… Or, in this case… A couple of Witch’s Fingers will do! BOO! For it’s Creepy Green and…
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The Final Kraut Down Burger Watch
This Bob’s Burgers Watch will tell you when it’s time for the Next Episode. Or your 4:30 Meeting. Yeah. Your 4:30. The Digital Watch Face decorated by Flying Hamburgers is protected by a Flip-up Hamburger. The Band features the…
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Star Wars Lightsaber Necklace
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Necklace! I Want one so Bad… Because it’s Star Wars, The Force Awakens, and that Lovely Double Red Lightsaber that Kylo Ren uses. AWESOME! Made out of Stainless Steel this Necklace is Perfect for…
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Barrel of Monkeys Cufflinks
LOL! Just what I always wanted… A Barrel of Monkeys! HA! Looking just like the Fun Kids Game “Barrel of Monkeys”, these Cufflinks will make everyone stop and take notice. But who cares, you’re just Monkeying around. Right? Have…
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Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them….












