Marie Antoinette Guillotine Blade Earrings
What an Awesome Pair of Gothic Earrings! Created with Pewter, these Earrings DRIP BLOOD (really a Red Gem), that looks so Cool! Perfect touch for the Queens Last Kiss! Heads will turn!
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…
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Queen Of Farts Brooch
LMAO! I know a Girl who NEEDS this Brooch! Because she is the “Queen of Farts!” Really! She great up with 3 Brothers and acts just like one (Don’t Fall Asleep around Her, She’ll Fart on your Head!) Women…
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Kryptonite Tie Tack
So So Cool… This Gemstone looks just like Kryptonite. A Green Heart Stone that’s an Ideal Tack to Wear on your Tie, especially if you’re a Superman Fan… Or I should, a Superman VILLAIN!. Muah-huh-ha-hah-ha! Looking like the Radioactive…
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Jason Voorhees Necklaces
Friday The 13th… Cha Cha Chaa! Jason VoorHees… Cha Cha Chaa! Hockey Mask Pendants… Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah! It’s Friday the 13th Today, and Today is a Good Day to Bring a Little Scare, some Horror, some…
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Jackpot Valentine Earring Candle
This Valentine’s Day, get her something different. Something Sweet, Hot, and BLINGING! For these Valentine Jackpot Candles are AWESOME! Each Featuring a Piece of Jewelry inside (Valued $15-$5,000), that is Revealed once the Candle is Burned down. Such a…
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Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
“It’s a Major Award!” “It’s a Lamp!” “What a Great Lamp!” “It’s Indescribably Beautiful!” “The Soft Glow of Electric Sex Gleaming in the Window!” “It reminds me of the Fourth of July!”… It’s A Christmas Story; My Favorite Christmas…












