Traffic Cone Love Watch
Traffic Cones, also called Traffic Pylons, Road Cones, Highway Cones, Safety Cones, Witch's Hat, or Construction Cones, are usually Cone-Shaped Markers that are Placed on Roads or Footpaths to Temporarily Redirect Traffic in a Safe Manner... And if you LOVE Traffic Cones as much as I do, then this Watch is SCREAMING for your Arm. Give it some Love and make everyone Question your Sanity with this Whimsical and very ORANGE Wrist Watch! It's a HOOT! Plus, it makes a Great Gag Gift as well! :)
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Skeleton Heart Nipple Rings
Nothing says I LOVE YOU like a Bony Skeleton. And with these Skeleton Hands, you can Say So Much MORE! Because these Hands are Nipple Rings. Shields that go around your Nipple and Slice through the Center with a…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Happy Gray Easter Bunny Belly Ring
Well isn’t this appropriate? It’s an Easter Bunny that’s going exactly where all the Easter Candy is going: My Belly! A Happy Gray Easter Bunny Rabbit with Cute White Cheeks and a Big Floppy Ear. All set on a…
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Spaghetti Ring
“On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered with Cheese, I Lost my Poor Meatball, When Somebody Sneezed…” Hold onto your Meatballs… With your Fingers, because this Ring is a Spaghetti Dinner Ring! So Dig in while it’s HOT, or this…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…