Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
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Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Monster Mash Record Earrings
“He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash / The Monster Mash, it was a Graveyard Smash / He did the Mash, it caught on in a Flash…” Everyone LOVES the Monster Mash. And these Fun Dangle Earrings…
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F@#K The Time Watch
What TIME is it? Who gives an F! Especially when you’re wearing this F@#K The Time Watch! Let everyone know how you really feel. :)
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Hot Cheetos Earrings
Start the New Year off SPICY! Spicy Hot, like Cheetos Hot. And Boy are they Scrumptious Looking. Realistic Cheetos made out of Polymer Clay, that are 1.5″ long and come on either Stud Posts or Dangle Fish Hook Earrings….
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Flat Cat Brooch
Awww, it’s either Fluffy is Pooped and laying on the Ground like a Bear Rug… Or, she’s been Stepped on by an Elephant, Or, she’s been Run over by the UPS Driver. HA! Either way, she’s Cute, Funny, and…
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Military Stealth Fighter Watch
This Cool Watch has an Airplane Shaped Dial with Colorful Light Display Functions for the Date and Week. Also has an Alarm Function and comes in 5 different Colors: Hunter Camo, AM Camo, Blue, White, and Black.
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D4 Cthulhu Dice Earrings
D4 Dice are Four-Sided Dice often used in Tabletop Role-Playing Games to Obtain Random Integers in the Range 1–4. With a Tetrahedron (Pyramid Shape) and Four Equilateral Triangle-Shaped Faces, these Geeky Cool D4 Dice make some Awesome Dangle Earrings….
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