Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
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Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Rainbow Hip Hop Teeth
LMAO! Oh Boy… These will make you Colorful… They’ll match your Personality! It’s Hip-Hop Teeth that will make your Gold Grills stand out in a crowd. Fun Grill Set with Rainbow Colors that Slip over your Teeth; Tops and…
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Custom Credit Card Pendant
These are SICK! It’s a Credit Card Pendant, VISA CARD, that looks real, but isn’t. It’s an Iced-Out version that you can customize with YOUR REAL NAME! Super cool, and even better–the numbers aren’t real! So bling out in…
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BFF Skull and Brain Necklace Set
Awesomeeeeee! What a Really, Really Cool Idea. It’s a Best Friends Forever (BFF) Necklace Set that consists of a Skull Pendant, where the Cranium Lid Hinges Open, to Hold the Other Pendant’s Brain! HA! I Just Love It! Made…
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Lovers Kiss Ring
Very, Very COOL! This Ring is so Bad Ass and Beautiful! It’s Incredible just to look at. WOW! A “Lover’s Kiss” Ring featuring Two Star Crossed Lovers, KISSING… In one of the most Awesome Ornate Rings ever. Handmade in…
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!
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Bunnies Do It Better Ear Plugs
“How is a Rabbit like a Cornstalk?” “They both have Big Ears!” “How are Bunnies like Calculators?” “Because they can Multiply Fast!” HA! Just like a 7-11, you’re IN, you’re OUT! And there’s one thing we know for sure,…
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