Flying Spaghetti Monster Necklace
If I ever saw a REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'd probably Freak. Can you imagine the Size of the Meat Balls? Well, this FSM Pendant is made out of Silver Finished Solid Cast Metal with Enamel Inlay. This Monster Pendant is 1.4 Inches Wide and it includes a 22 Inch Neck Chain. Plus, it also comes in a Plastic Gift Box. SWEET! Now... Religion or not, I'm Hungry... Where's that Spaghetti?
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Frankenstein Pendant
We are Unfashioned Creatures, but Half made up, if one Wiser, Better, Dearer than ourselves — such a Friend ought to be! And what a Friend this Pendant is. Cool, Crafty, Charming, and a little Bloody, you’ll want to…
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Red Vines Twizzler Earrings
It’s all Fun and Games until you try to Sneak into the Movie Theater with these on… Looking just like Licorice Candy, these Red Vines look so Real you’ll be Licking your Earlobes. 2″ Long and Created out of…
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The Small Nub Pendant
Okay, this just makes me Laugh… Talk about a “Gag” Gift… NOT! It’s a Small Nub Pendant, that’s well, a Small Nub. Featuring Two Cherries and a Dingle Doo-Hoo, this Pendant is a HOOT! Tiny, Small, just 7/8” Long…
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Femur Bone Ring
Why not take the Longest, Strongest Bone in our Body, bend it up, and make it into a Ring? It’s Detailed, Anatomically Correct, and very Macabre. Just what the Doctor ordered!
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HO HO HO Necklace
HO HO HO… I know a Ho that should wear this Necklace… Oh wait, wrong HO! HA! It’s a Gold and Glittering HO HO HO Necklace that’s Festive and FUN! It’s actually a Gold Plastic Medallion that’s Dangling from…
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Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for…












