SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Concrete Cement Diamond Necklace
“If you Work in a Cement Factory, the Job gets Harder and Harder…” :) And just like the Hardest Substance on Earth, this Diamond is made of Cement. A Concrete Slab in the Shape of a Diamond, Faceted, Chiseled,…
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Furry Animal Rings
Cute Panda/Dog/Fox Rings made with Faux Rabbit Fur. Rings are Adjustable, so they fit any finger. For a set of 6 Rings, these Animals are awfully Cheap!
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Atom Necklace
May the Electrostatic Forces be with you! Mastering the Atomic and Subatomic Field of Quantum Mechanics is an Awesome End Goal, but to Start, you Start with this Bohr-Model Atom Necklace around your Neck… Because a Few Negative Charges…
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Custom State Cufflinks
What a Very Cool Gift… Custom State Cufflinks. You can order the same States, or Different States (Where they were Born, where they Met, where they live now, where they want to move…). It’s Fun to Mix and Match…
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Zombie Body Parts Earrings
OMG These Dangly Earrings are the Cutest things… ZOMBIE BODY PARTS! HA! One Sawed Off Bloody Foot for One Ear, and One Lump of Brain for the Other. TOO COOL! These Earrings will Make Everyone Smile and Laugh. You…
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Genuine Four Leaf Clover Pendant
Need some GOOD LUCK? Give yourself the gift of luck with this genuine four leaf clover. The reason a 4 leaf clover is lucky, is because each leaf symbolizes good omens for faith, hope, love, and luck. It’s a…
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