SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Steampunk Sundial Watch
NOW THIS IS COOL! What an Awesome Watch. It’s a Sundial AND a Compass in one Beautiful and Stylish Wrist Watch. It’s Stunning in Detail AND it REALLY WORKS! That’s Superb! You’ll Never Look at Watches the Same after…
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Magical Forest Necklace
This Pendant is very Dreamy and Dire at the same time. It makes me think Avatar mixed with Pet Sematary mixed with Lord of the Rings… Am I right? Forests are always COOL and CREEPY, and this Magical Forest…
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Christmas Tree Gifts Cufflinks Shirt Set
Nice and Festive. A Tuxedo Shirt Combo Set that will make you Smile in the Spirit of Christmas. Featuring Christmas Tree Cufflinks, Cast in Yellow Plate and Adorned with Red and Green Enamel, that will look Splendid in your…
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Poop Emoji Pendant
There is nothing more romantic than poop… if you’re a dung beetle! Which is why, this pendant is just for you. A cute, fun, brown emoji poop on a dazzling disc pendant with bling. High polish sterling silver finish,…
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Traffic Cone Earrings
Oh Boy, your Ears could Stop Traffic. Literally. Just Dangle them out the Window and everyone will come to a Screeching Halt. Because these Darling Earring Dangles, are Orange Traffic Cones… Just a Wee Bit Smaller. :) 3D Printed…
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