SoapDiamond - A Ring In Every Soap
That's one way to Get Engaged... Washing the Stank off you. HA! But with this Pink Heart Soap Diamond, you CAN! Just picture it... As you Wash your Hands Everyday you get Closer and Closer to the Prize in the Center. As each Day goes by, the Excitement Mounts as a Beautiful One-Size-Fits-All Ring Becomes a Reality. It Sounds Awesome... But is it? One Review says: "Well the Soap Smells like Roses and is a Nice Soft Bar Soap, however the Ring inside was just a Cheap Thing!" HA! What can you Expect for $14.99, Right? Especially since One Size does fit all. Someone else said: "The Soap was Fine but the Ring was Bent and it was a Flexible Band. It was a Bulky Ugly Hunk of Junk. So Don't be Stupid and Buy it!" I say, if you want a GOOD GAG GIFT... Buy it! Not everything comes out Smelling like Roses! :)
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Halloween Charm Bracelet Beads
They’re so SPOOKKKYYYYY! Cute, Darling, SPOOKY Charms that are Ideal for the Halloween Season. Featuring a Collection of 12 Beads, these fit all the Favorite Charm Bracelets like Pandora, Troll, Chamilia… Skull, Candy Corn, Pumpkin, Jack-O-Lantern, Black Cat, Bat,…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Geeky Gamer Engagement Ring
Oh Beautiful! It really does look like it just stepped out of a Game… Kick-Ass Cool! Featuring an Engagement Ring and Colorful Gemstones; Swarovski Green and Pink Premium Cut CZ’s, all set into a Black Silver or 14k Black…
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Army Green Huey Helicopter Cufflinks
These are Beautiful! It’s the UH-1 (Huey) Army Green Helicopter… The Bell UH-1 Iroquois was a Utility Military Helicopter Powered by a Single Turboshaft Lycoming T53 Engine, with Two-Blade Main and Tail Rotors. Introduced in 1959, 16,000 Helicopters were…
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Bloody Ear Earrings
“These Earrings are Great for Halloween!” “WHAT?” “I said…” Oh never mind. But it’s true. These Fun, Creepy Dangle Ears are Ideal for the Spookiest Time of the Year. They’re Ears. Bloody Ears. Severed from Rubber and Painted all…
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…