LOL I know what you need… A Man Hanging off your Nipple! BAH! And this Hanging Man Nipple Ring is just that, a Man Dangling off your Nipple Bar like it’s Hanging on for Dear Life… Trying to Climb…

“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…

These Earrings are the Coolest thing. Owl or Eagle Talon Claws that look so REAL! Look at the Points, the Talon Hooks… Those Weapons of Prey Destruction! Just Incredible! And, they’d look Good on your Ears as well. :)

Actual REAL Scorpion is set into this Poly Resin Saddle Plug. Organic, Creepy, AND Cool! Just think of all the Horrified Reactions you would get with these Bad Boys in your Ears. Plug away, have some FUN!

Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…

This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…