I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What did a Sloth ever do in the Garden of Eden to get Placed on the Seven Deadly Sins list?” All things that make you say WWSD?
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I Love Sloths Charm Bead
Poor Sloths. Those Three-Toed Mammals look like Anteaters, but move much SLOWERRRRR! Their Faces are Squished, Squinted and Curious... They only want to know where their next Bud, Tender Shoot, or Leaf is. And you can't Blame them... You have to LOVE them! And for all the SLOTH Lovers out there, this Charm Bead is for YOU! Made of Silver Plated Base Metal, this Sloth Charm Fits Pandora and all other European Charm Bead Bracelets! With Big Bold Black Letters Reading "I Love Sloths", and a Red Heart... You can't go Wrong. Unless you're a Sloth! :)
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Creepy Finger Earrings
Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!
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Cleaver Brooch
A Bloody Bling Cleaver Brooch… Just what the Holidays ordered! Pin this Bad Puppy on your Sweater and Enjoy all the Glares you get from Passersby. It may bring a Smile to your Face! Muah ahaha ah aha ah…
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Bacon Egg Earrings
I’d like some Bacon and Egg Earring Please. Over Easy. Crispy on the Sides… of your face! Great Earrings that will make you dangle and drool. :)
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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