I Love Sloths Charm Bead
Poor Sloths. Those Three-Toed Mammals look like Anteaters, but move much SLOWERRRRR! Their Faces are Squished, Squinted and Curious... They only want to know where their next Bud, Tender Shoot, or Leaf is. And you can't Blame them... You have to LOVE them! And for all the SLOTH Lovers out there, this Charm Bead is for YOU! Made of Silver Plated Base Metal, this Sloth Charm Fits Pandora and all other European Charm Bead Bracelets! With Big Bold Black Letters Reading "I Love Sloths", and a Red Heart... You can't go Wrong. Unless you're a Sloth! :)
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Iced Out Diamond Watch
“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Orange Eye Ear Plugs
Cool Cool Cool Cool Ear Plugs! Incredible Wood Plugs that are Hand Painted and look Spectacular! The Detail in the Orange Eyes… WOW! Rich Wood, Bright Colors, they’ll look Kick Ass in your Ears!
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Band-Aid Earrings
“Why do you put Bandaids in the Fridge?” “For Cold Cuts!” HA! And these Band-Aid Earrings Crack me up too! LOOK at them! How Freaking Cute… The Smiling Faces, the Blushing Cheeks, the Red Hearts… LMAO! They’re FUN and…
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Wooden Stake Necklace
My mother always told me “Carry Around Protection!” And it seems, that Advice holds true… When you’re in Vampire Country! For this Creepy Crazy Pendant is a Wooden Stake that’s Dear to my Heart. A Deadly Vampire Stake, carved…
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Custom Apple Watch Band
Got an Apple Watch? Want something really Cool and Different? How about a Custom Apple Watch Band? Just think, you can send them your Picture, and they’ll actually Print it right onto a Faux Leather Band that’ll fit your…












