Martini Olive Earrings
The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species of Small Tree, whose Fruit is also called the Olive! Put the TWO Together and what do you get? Some Drunk passed out on the Lawn. HA!
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Quirky Martini Olive Dangly Earrings
Some people LOVE them Martinis... Many of them. One right after another... And of Course, they all have to have Olives. Olives make the Martini, right? And these Fun and Festive Olives are Colorful, and made out of Fimo Clay, with Glaze, Hooks and Pins. And they'll look Absolutely Darling Dangling from your Ear Lobes. We know what you Want! :) Grab a Drink, start Sipping... and Buy these Earrings before they're GONE! "GULP!" :)
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Queen Booger Bracelet
LMAO! I Can’t Stop Laughing at this Bracelet. If I wore it, I would Laugh all day. It’s Funny Gross… It’s the Lovely Image Captured of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, Digging for Gold with her Royal…
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Deadpool Screw Fit Plugs
Are you as Excited to see Deadpool as I? It looks Fun and Bad-Ass, just like this Pair of Ear Gauge Plugs. Made out of Black Acrylic, these Plugs are 1/2 Inch; 12 Millimeter Gauge, and are Officially Licensed…
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Fools Gold Earrings
Pyrite is Fool’s Gold. It Fooled Miners in the Olden Days into thinking they “Stuck it Rich!” But Pyrite isn’t Gold, even though these 1/2″ Crystal Nuggets Resembles it. Shiny, Greenish-Brass Color, Precious, and Dangling from Sterling Silver Ear…
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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