Swarovski Crystal 18K GP Two-tone Zipper Ring
What a Fun Ring... Reminds me of all the different ways to Tell Someone that their Fly is open. Let's begin: "Are you Afraid of Heights? Your Fly is!" "The Cucumber has left the Salad!" "Put the Pickle Back in the Jar!" "Someone Tore Down the Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out!" "You’ve got Windows in your Laptop!" "Zippity Doo Dah!" "I see the Priest is Hearing Confessions!" "Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson!" "I Thought you were Crazy; now I see your Nuts!" "Do you have a License to Sell Hot Dogs?" "Captain, Sensors Detect a Wormhole in the Forward Quadrant!" And of course, the most used Phrase: "XYZ" (Examine your Zipper)! There, that was FUN! And so is this Ring! ZIP!
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LOTR Gollum Necklace
“We Wants it, We Needs it. Must have the Precious. They Stole it from us. Sneaky Little Hobbitses. Wicked, Tricksy, False!” “No. Not Master!” “Yes, Precious…” Just like this Precious Little Pendant… It’s so Pretty! Handmade out of Polymer…
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Eye of Sauron Necklace
This ULTRA COOL Necklace features a High Quality Image of “THE EYE” under a Glass Dome, which Magnifies and Illuminates the piece. Pendant comes with an 24″ Chain to be ready to go… To Mount Doom!
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The Explanation Ear Plugs
LMAO! This Pair of Plugs is TOO FUNNY! It’s for all those People that get ALL THOSE ANNOYING QUESTIONS about their Ears. “Did it Hurt?” “Do you Regret it?” “Will your Ear Lobes Shrink Back Down Once you Remove…
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Frankenstein and Bride Bangle
“Look! It’s Moving. It’s Alive. IT’S ALIVE!” (That’s what she said) LMAO! It’s the Iconic Frankenstein Monster and the Lovely Big Haired Bride. A Cute Stretchy Charm Bracelet made out of Sterling Silver and Glass Cabochons featuring the Green…
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Rock Star Guitar Cufflinks
JAM OUT with these Cufflinks on your Sleeves! Just think of how COOL you’ll look sporting Red Mini-Guitars! SWEET! Musicians and Music Lovers, this is the PERFECT Gift for YOU!












