Swarovski Crystal 18K GP Two-tone Zipper Ring
What a Fun Ring... Reminds me of all the different ways to Tell Someone that their Fly is open. Let's begin: "Are you Afraid of Heights? Your Fly is!" "The Cucumber has left the Salad!" "Put the Pickle Back in the Jar!" "Someone Tore Down the Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out!" "You’ve got Windows in your Laptop!" "Zippity Doo Dah!" "I see the Priest is Hearing Confessions!" "Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson!" "I Thought you were Crazy; now I see your Nuts!" "Do you have a License to Sell Hot Dogs?" "Captain, Sensors Detect a Wormhole in the Forward Quadrant!" And of course, the most used Phrase: "XYZ" (Examine your Zipper)! There, that was FUN! And so is this Ring! ZIP!
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Bull Horn Ring
You know what they say… “Grab the Bull by the Horns!” Well, now you can! Because this Ring is made out of 100% PURE BULL HORN! And that’s no Bull… ;) Unique Ring that’s very, very COOL!
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Tammy Faye Bakker Ring
“Oh Lord No…” This Handmade Ring takes the Cake! Tammy Faye Bakker crying with Mascara Dripping down her Face… How FUN is that? Sure to provoke a Comment, Laugh or a WTF! Now YOU can be the Hot Mess!
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Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied…
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Guillotine Blade Earrings
These Gothic Earrings are Stunning and Chilling at the same time. They are Gracefully Dangle down your Ears and make quite a Statement. It almost makes you want to live an Aristocratic Life! Whoooosh! Klunk! Not anymore!
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Halloween Pumpkin Witch Bracelet
Clink Clink Clink… That’s not the Ghostly Sounds of Chains in the Attic… It’s the Bracelet on your Wrist. For this Very Cool and Colorful Charm Bracelet is Talking to the Spirits… Of Halloween! Spooky Fun 30 Charms, Pumpkins,…
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Nine Planets Ring
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto… Oh wait, Pluto isn’t a Planet… Yes it is, No it isn’t… HA! With this Beautiful and AMAZING Ring, it is! And it looks GREAT! :)












