Two-Tone Zipper Ring
“Hey, um, your Zipper’s Down!” HA! And with this Interesting Zipper Ring, you may hear that a lot! It’s a Two-Tone Zipper Ring that features an Alloy Rhodium Plated Ring with a 18K Gold Plated Zipper… That’s Open indeed! :) Plus, it’s decked out with Sparkling Swarovski Crystals. Bling Bling… Now, what to do about that Zipper…
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Swarovski Crystal 18K GP Two-tone Zipper Ring
What a Fun Ring... Reminds me of all the different ways to Tell Someone that their Fly is open. Let's begin: "Are you Afraid of Heights? Your Fly is!" "The Cucumber has left the Salad!" "Put the Pickle Back in the Jar!" "Someone Tore Down the Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out!" "You’ve got Windows in your Laptop!" "Zippity Doo Dah!" "I see the Priest is Hearing Confessions!" "Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson!" "I Thought you were Crazy; now I see your Nuts!" "Do you have a License to Sell Hot Dogs?" "Captain, Sensors Detect a Wormhole in the Forward Quadrant!" And of course, the most used Phrase: "XYZ" (Examine your Zipper)! There, that was FUN! And so is this Ring! ZIP!
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…
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Blood Splatter Saw Necklace
“Most People are so Ungrateful to be Alive, but not you, not any more… GAME OVER!” Seeing these Saw Blades reminds me of the Movie Saw… I LOVED THAT HORROR FLICK! Scray Cool Bloody Hand Saws make the Perfect…
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Conjoined Twins Ring
“Me and my Sister are so Close…” But NOT this Close! Check out these Two Conjoined Twin Sisters Ring! CRAZY COOL! Wear this Ring on your Finger and people will probably call you “Four Eyes!”
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Cute Glasses Ring
What the heck… This item, at the time of this post, was only $1.79 with free shipping from Amazon. I don’t get it. But the nerds or bookreaders will. It’s fun, cute, miniature glasses, that are actually a ring….
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Graveyard Dirt Bottle Necklace
Fuuuuuuu…. This Bottle Necklace is enough to give you Nightmares! Literally! It’s a Tiny Bottle Necklace that is filled with Graveyard DIRT! Scarrrrrry! Voodoo Magic, Dark Spells, Creepy Crawly… I’m down with it. It’s a Great Spooky type of…
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