Two-Tone Zipper Ring
“Hey, um, your Zipper’s Down!” HA! And with this Interesting Zipper Ring, you may hear that a lot! It’s a Two-Tone Zipper Ring that features an Alloy Rhodium Plated Ring with a 18K Gold Plated Zipper… That’s Open indeed! :) Plus, it’s decked out with Sparkling Swarovski Crystals. Bling Bling… Now, what to do about that Zipper…
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Swarovski Crystal 18K GP Two-tone Zipper Ring
What a Fun Ring... Reminds me of all the different ways to Tell Someone that their Fly is open. Let's begin: "Are you Afraid of Heights? Your Fly is!" "The Cucumber has left the Salad!" "Put the Pickle Back in the Jar!" "Someone Tore Down the Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out!" "You’ve got Windows in your Laptop!" "Zippity Doo Dah!" "I see the Priest is Hearing Confessions!" "Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson!" "I Thought you were Crazy; now I see your Nuts!" "Do you have a License to Sell Hot Dogs?" "Captain, Sensors Detect a Wormhole in the Forward Quadrant!" And of course, the most used Phrase: "XYZ" (Examine your Zipper)! There, that was FUN! And so is this Ring! ZIP!
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Liquid Gold Ear Plugs
Bling Bling… It’s Gold. In your Ears… Just like the Terminator… It’s Liquid! And so, so COOL! Actually, it’s Gold Glitter, but just as Fantastic to Watch. Like a Snow Globe, moving around inside your Ears… How Sweet! Clear…
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Love Forever Handcuffs Belly Button Ring
Nothing’s more Romantic than Handcuffs. Right? Especially when it’s “LOVE FOREVER”, as in these Wonderful Belly Button Rings. Such a Fun thing to Dangle from your Original Mouth. A Navel Ring made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, 1.6mm length,…
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Steampunk Gun Tie Tack Pin
This Tie Tack/Lapel Pin is Incredible! It’s a Steampunk Style Military Long Gun Rifle with such Great Detail. Cast in .925 Sterling Silver and Attached to TWO Pins (so it doesn’t Rotate on your Tie, Shirt or Jacket), this…
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Men’s Wedding Band with Swimmers
WOW. Oh WOW! This is Unique. It’s a Men’s Wedding Band that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen… “Swimmers” as I call them… Really Diamonds with a Squiggly Tail, but hey, everyone will know what they really are. What they…
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Best Friends Mustache Belly Rings
HAHA! OMG! Hey Dude, Wanna get Matching Belly Button Rings? How about a Mustache… Half for YOU and Half for ME! LMAO! Now that I’d like to see… And with this Funny Mustache Belly Button Ring, you’d probably see…
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Bloody Finger Brooch
Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…
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