Cigarette Cigar Lighter Wrist Watch
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Princess Leia Earrings
LMAO! HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing at these, they’re so Funny and Cute at the Same Time! HA! It’s the Head of Princess Leia (or more Correctly: Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, later Leia Organa Solo) Dangling…
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Stephen King Dark Tower Tie Bar
The Dark Tower is a Series of Books Written by Stephen King, which incorporates Themes from Multiple Genres, including Fantasy, Science Fantasy, Horror, and Western. It describes a “Gunslinger” and his Quest toward a Tower, the nature of which…
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Michael Myers Wood Ear Plugs
OMGGGGGG! I think I’m gonna Drill Holes in my Ears just so I can Stick Michael Myers through… These Plugs are so Bad Ass and Awesome! WOW! Handmade Ear Plugs, made out of Canarywood, finished by hand, bathed in…