The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Nosferatu Vampire Lapel Pin
Nosferatu is the Creepiest Vampire ever created. As Translated as Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, it’s Frightening and Haunting for sure. With Hypnotic Wild Eyes, Long Fangs for Teeth, and that Bald Head… YIKES! It must be Halloween! And…
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Roaring Lion Belly Ring
I got the Eye of the Tiger, a Fighter, Dancing through the Fire, ‘Cause I am a Champion and you’re gonna Hear me Roar!” I just wanted to get that Song stuck in your Head! HA! Get STUCK with…
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Sheep Make Love Brooch
Sheep Make Love Not War! So why not let them make Love on your Coat? These Adorable and Smiling Sheep are doing what they know best… Looking Cute and being Naughty! Clip this on, and spend the rest of…
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King Queen Card Nipple Ring
These King and Queen Playing Card Nipple Rings are PERFECT for the Card Lover, Poker Player, or Gambler. .925 Sterling Silver King and Queen Heads are attached to a 14 Gauge, 12mm Long, Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbell that’s…
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Marijuana Weed Pocket Watch
“What Time is it?” 4:20, of course… This Fun, Colorful, Black Cased Modern Pocket Watch is a Marijuana Weed Leaf Watch, with 5 Leaf Patterns Plastered across the Face. Mesmerizing, isn’t it? Case Diameter: 4.7cm, Thickness: 1.2cm, Watch Chain…
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Purple Eyeball Ear Plugs
Step aside normal Bloodshot Eyes… It’s Purple Eyes! (From the Purple People Eater). Great Eyeballs that will LOOK even Greater in your Earlobes. Sporting Colors of Purple, Light Blue, Yellow and Orange, these Pupils will POP and Stand out…
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