The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…
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Death Card Tarot Earrings
Oh the Death Card… No Better Card to Dangle across your Face. Dire, Deadly, and IDEAL for Halloween. Fun Tarot Earrings, Handmade, Dangling with the Death Card, these Beautifully Made Earrings are Tin Copper Earrings, with the Image of…
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Salt and Pepper Earrings
LOL! Remember Salt-N-Pepa? The American Hip-Hop Trio that came out with the Smash Hit “PUSH IT”… HA! “Oooh, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Oooh, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Get up on This!” Now that I got you Singing, why not…
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Lisa Simpson Piggy Wedding Cufflinks
The Prized Piggy Wedding… Cufflinks that Homer gives to Lisa’s Fiance’ in the Fortune Teller Wedding Episode. Featuring Handmade Cufflinks that are Fun, Colorful and come in their own Pig Pen… er, Box! Available in either Soft Enamel or…
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Ouija Goth Necklace
As if I didn’t have enough Nightmares… Now comes the Monster Planchette… NICE! A Stunning Work-Of-Art, Featuring a Creepy, Goth Planchette, Handmade, a FRIGHTENING Pendant indeed (Perfect for your Witchy Outfit). Approx. 2″ x 1.4″, this 22″ Necklace is…
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Beavis and Butthead Ear Plugs
I LOVE Beavis & Butthead! I used to Watch them and Laugh my Ass off! And now, these COOL Cufflinks make me want to act Silly and say “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my Bunghole!”…
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