The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Skeleton Alien Resin Ring
If you’re planning on Storming Area 51, a Top-Secret Air Force Installation in Southern Nevada on September 20th, 2019, you need to wear your BLING! You know, just so you can show you’re “ALIEN” friendly… (And get a Tour…
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Pink Sapphire Engagement Ring
Beautiful, Stunning, Elegant, and WOW!!! Those are the Comments you’ll get with this Breathtaking Engagement Ring! So Simple, yet so Different from any other Engagement Ring on the Market. The Head and Prongs are Superb and Regal. Sculpted with…
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Green Dragon Wing Pendant
WOW! This is one of the Coolest Pendants yet! It’s a Green Dragon Wing with Hematite Colored Claws… And it’s AWESOME! So Dark, Creepy, and COOL! This Handcrafted Mythical Creature is made with Polymer Clay, Antiqued and Finished with…
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Gold and Pink Chain
I’m going to THUG out… But only after I buy this GOLD and PINK Chain! It’s a Crazy Necklace that’s Half Gold-Tone Metal… and Half Plastic! What a Weird Combo, but I LOVE it! It’s so Different and Radical!
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Beer And Bull Sh*t Earrings
HA… And you can’t get enough of either. It’s Hilarious Stud Earrings, a Set of Three that will make anyone HOLLER! Especially when they understand the meaning. It’s Beer and Bull-S*it Earrings, featuring a Great Glass of Beer, and…
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Barbell Stud Earrings
“I know a Fun Activity that can Burn 500 Calories an hour…” “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I’m Cut!” “I hope you took your Flintstone Vitamins today, because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!” HA! Gym Pick Up Lines….
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