Genuine Crawfish Claw Pendant Necklace
Well... I say Bring on the Butter! HA! Because this Crawfish looks good enough to Eat... You can Eat them, right? Well, the Claws (Pinchers) look so COOL and Creepy! Bright Red, Pointed, Scaly, YUCK... But hey, you'll get tons of Comments for sure! The Bullet Casing is made out of Rustic Brass with a Brass Chain that has a, get this, Lobster Clasp. HA! Great Necklace, just don't get Poked! :)
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Donut Tie Clip
“D’OH!” No… Donut! YUM! It’s the Greatest Tie Bar Clip since Fried Bread. Right? A Tie Bar, Silver-Tone, with a Strong Two Inch Spring Clip that Secures your Tie with a Touch of Class… And Sugar! For at the…
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…
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Fried Egg Cufflinks
“What Day do Eggs Hate most?” “Fry-Day!” Oh, was is something I said? HA! If you’re looking for a Good Gag Gift, Eggs are always a Nice Surprise! And Egg Cufflinks, even Better! Scramble to put these on, because…
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…
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Death Star Ear Plugs
The Death Star refers to Star Wars Mobile Space Stations that were Galactic Superweapons. One of them was the DS-1 Platform, roughly 1/25 the Size of Earth’s Moon, and held 1.7 Million Military Personnel, with 400,000 Fun Loving Droids….