It's not just Cat Butt, it's Smelly Cat Butt!
You know you wake up every morning with Cat Butt in your Face! That's just how Cats are! So why not appreciate their uniqueness with a lovely pair of Earrings... Featuring nothing but Tail! Cat Tail and... and... Cat BUTT! Made with Shrink Plastic, Sharpie, Colored Pencils, Enamel Sealer, and Earring Findings, these are a Pair of Butts you'll never forget! :)
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BAM! Cufflinks
“WHAM” “BAM” Thank You Ma’am! These BAM! Cufflinks (NOT Bam Margera) are Kick-Ass Cool! They are Retro Superhero Style Cufflinks that are Knocking the Hell out of your French Cuffs. Really!
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Dexter Spinning Ring
This Ring is inspired by the TV Show Dexter! But there is no Blood. No Horror. Ho Knives or Bodies or Bags… That’s what makes this Ring so COOL! So why is it a “DEXTER Ring?” Read the rest…
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Cinnamon Bun Earrings
Cinnamon Rolls… YUM! Well, not so much… When I used to Work in the Mall, there was a Cinnabon directly across from our Store. Every Day, I would go over and grab a Hot, Fresh Cinnamon Roll. I LOVED…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Dental Teeth Bracelet
“Hey, you got a nice set of Chompers on ya!” Chomp into this Bracelet Cuff that features none other than TEETH! Lots of them! Not REAL Teeth, but people will think they’re REAL… And that’s all that really matters!…
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Infinity Stone Thanos Gauntlet Glove Necklace
Incredible! (And that’s not the HULK) This Thanos Gauntlet Glove is a MUST-HAVE for any Avenger Infinity War Fan. Featuring a Wonderful Replica Glove holding 6 Infinity Stones; Blue Space Stone, Yellow Mind Stone, Red Reality Stone, Purple Power…