Hanging Woman Nipple Barbell Ring
This Nipple Ring Features a Lady Dangling onto a Barbell that Pierces your Nipple and Looks Bad Ass Cool! Made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, with Balls holding her on, you'll LOVE how she gets more Attention than YOU! HA! Sadly, this Lady is Sold Individually, so you better Buy Two... After all, you always wanted a Ménage à Trois! Right?
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Glass Alien Double Flare Plugs
“What’s E.T. Short for?” “Because he’s got Little Legs!” HA! “What do you call an Alien with 3 Eyes?” “An Aliiien!” :) “How do you Greet a Three Headed Alien?” “Hello, Hello, Hello!” “How do Aliens keep their Pants…
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Silver Slut Anklet
“Oh Man, that Girl has SLUT written all over her…” HA! And with this Anklet, you will too! It’s a Hilarious Sterling Silver Cable Chain Anklet, that’s not only Adjustable Length (so you can get the Perfect Size), but…
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Pom Star Belly Button Ring
Oh who hasn’t Wanted to be a Pom Star? The Fame, the Fortune, the VD… Oh Yeah, that doesn’t really say “POM STAR” does it? HA! My bad! Featuring Neon Blue Lettering with a Big Star, this Belly Ring…
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Samara from “The Ring” Enamel Pin
Oh Crap! Ain’t no Girl Creepier then that Girl “Samara” from the Horror Movie “The Ring“. A Frightening Film about a Dead Girl with Long Black Hair that Crawls up out of her Well Death Bed to Kill her…
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Steampunk Trinket Box
Damn I LOVE Steampunk Stuff! The Gears, Gizmos and Eye-Candy is just too much. It’s Sensory Overload! HA! And this Very Cool and Ultra-Hip Jewelry Trinket Box is Bad Ass! Just think of all the Steampunk Jewelry you could…












