Retro 70's Shake and Bake for Chicken Earrings
Talk about 70's Retro Cooking... These Earrings are Cute Shake 'n Bake Boxed Chicken Meals and are ready to Grab People's Eyes and Make them Hungry at the same time. They're made out of Polymer Clay, and are Available for a Limited Time Only. They Hang from Hypo Allergenic Nickle-Free Fish Wire Hooks and Look Good enough to Eat! Put these Dangles on and Shake all you Want... Or, you could just do the Chicken Dance. Right? ;)
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Camouflage Cross Pendant
What Pendant? I Don’t See Any Pendant… OH… It’s Camouflage! :P Now you can Flaunt your Faith in Style with this Cross Pendant that Boasts a Camouflage Motif for a Unique, Modern Edge. Very Cool, something that will Stand…
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Facepalm Tie Tack
LMAO! Okay all you Star Trek Geeks, this TIE TACK is PERFECT for YOU! It Features the Quite Funny Meme, Jean-Luc Picard doing a Facepalm, and it just makes me LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH! Cast as a Tie Pin, this…
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Custom Apple Watch Band
Got an Apple Watch? Want something really Cool and Different? How about a Custom Apple Watch Band? Just think, you can send them your Picture, and they’ll actually Print it right onto a Faux Leather Band that’ll fit your…
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Bloodspatter Plugs
What’s better than an Ear Plug? A BLOODY EAR PLUG! Muaha haahahahaha! Looking like you just Bashed your Head in, these Plugs are just Dripping with BLOOD! Cool Look! Creepy as Hell! :)












