Ear Ring
“What Kind of Monster has the Best Hearing?” “The Eeriest!” HA! And this Ring is Certainly Eerie! It’s an Ear Ring that you Wear on your Finger. Remember when Mike Tyson was Disqualified for Biting off Evander Holyfield’s Ear? Yeah… I think we Found that Ear! :) You’ll get TONS of Comments on this Crazy, Fun, and Realistic looking Ear! “WHAT?” :P
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"I Can't Hear You, I Have This Crazy Ring In My Ear!"
Well, this Ring is Great for People who don't wear Earrings and everyone asks "Why don't you Wear Earrings?" HA! This Ear is made out of a Real Plastic Baby Doll Ear, and Mounted on a Sterling Silver Ring, Size 9. You could have FUN with this one... Which reminds me of this Joke: A Construction Worker Accidentally Cuts off one of his Ears with an Electric Saw. He calls out to a Guy Walking on the Street below, "Hey, do you see my Ear down there?" The Guy on the Street picks up an Ear and yells back, "Is this it?" "No," Replied the Construction Worker, "Mine had a Pencil behind it!" LOL :)
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Old West Revolver Nipple Rings
“PEW-PEW!” It’s Old West Style Revolvers that are Miniature Nipple Rings. Featured in Rose Gold Tone (also available in Gold and Silver), with blinging CZ’s, it’s the Perfect thing for your Chest and all those Fun Shoot outs. Right?…
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Gay Pride Rainbow Flag Belly Ring
It’s Gay Pride Month, which means: RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE! Including your Belly Button! For this Beautiful and Colorful Gay Pride Flag is a Navel Dream come True. Featuring a 316L Surgical Steel Barbell, with some Blinging Crystal Accents, 14 Gauge,…
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Red Wine Bottle Necklace
Well, with the state of the world today, we may be doing this a lot… Drinking! Siting at home, relaxing, watching the news erupt, and having another glass of wine. And this cute pendant says it all… LOVE RED…
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Cat Poop Earrings
What’s that Smell? Oh, it’s YOU! You and your pair of Brown Cat Poop Earrings! I certainly love how they Dangle off your Ears and Stick to your Neck. COOL STUFF! I say WHY not? Add some FUN and…
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Two Finger Pinch Nipple Ring
PINCH PINCH That’s what People like to do with Nipples, Cheeks, Heads and Buttocks! PINCH! You can’t Help it! And with this Nipple Bar Ring, you’ll get Pinched for SURE! It’s a Barbell Nipple Ring that looks just like…
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