Jason Hockey Mask Ring
Jason Voorhees never looked better in this Hockey Mask made of Stainless Steel. Such Cool Features… AND it’s Durable… AND it’s CHEAP! No Nightmares here!
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Friday the 13th on your Finger!
What a Great Kick Ass Ring for the Horror Fan. Made in Stainless Steel, this Ring won't Turn Colors, won't Tarnish, and it comes in Ring Sizes 7-14. It's Smooth and Wide (and did I say SCARY?), and comes in a Black Velvet Bag! Kill Kill Kill!
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3D Zombie Face Ear Plugs
Love Zombies? I Do! So these Ear Plugs are DEAD on… Wear these in your Ears and people will call you Zombie Brain! That’s a Good thing, right? It’s either that or Dead Head! You Pick! These are 3D…
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Batman Mask Ring
Black Stainless Steel is so Cool, and this Dark Knight Batman Mask is even Cooler! Rugged, Durable, and very Noticeable… This Ring will make you feel like a Superhero. Now if only you could find Gotham City…
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Butt Butt Necklace
When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)
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The NOW Watch
LOL NOT LATER, NOT Tomorrow, NOT Next Week… NOW NOW NOW NOW! What Time is it? NOW! When should you Buy this Watch? NOW! HA! See how that works? With this Watch, there is no putting things off, it’s…
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Caitlyn Bruce Jenner Earrings
Well Well Well, what can I Say? If you really want some Unique Earrings, ones that will Provoke a Conversation, then these Jenner Post Earrings are just the thing. Featuring a Bruce Jenner Face on one Earring, and Caitlyn…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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