Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If you LOVE Cash like I do, say so. Make a Statement with your Belly Button Ring and let the World know that Money Talks and Bullshit Walks! :P
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Green Cash Only Belly Button Navel Ring
"Why does ET have such Big Eyes?" "He saw the Phone Bill!" HA. The Good thing is, this Belly Ring is Pretty Darn Cheap. For 8 Bucks, you get a Green Acrylic Dangly Sign that reads "CA$H ONLY", suspended from a 14 Gauge, 316L Implant Grade Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, with a 5mm Ball on Top, and a BLINGING Crystal at the Bottom! It's High Quality UV Sensitive Acrylic that stands out and gets noticed. Want Cash? Buy this Belly Ring, and let the Bank Sing! :)
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Broccoli Earrings
Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Cool Thruster Earrings
Very Cool and Edgy Earrings are Plated with Gunmetal, Rose, and Yellow Gold. They are BOLD and will absolutely make a statement!
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Pink Lollipop Upper Grillz
Show your Pink Side with this Upper Mouth Grillz. This Blinging Pink and White Rhinestone Grillz are One-Size-Fits-All. They will Fit any Mouth Size, even Crooked Teeth!!! HA! Slide this Pink Lollipop Grillz in your Mouth and SMILE!
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Red Buttons Bracelet Cuff
Well this is Different. Talk about an Interesting Bracelet… It’s a Sleeve Cuff that’s a Cute and FUN Bracelet with Big Red Buttons no doubt! What a Classy and Elegant Addition to your Wardrobe. Made with Real White Cotton…
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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