I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your Face, you get Sprung! Wanna pull out your Pens ‘Cause you Noticed that Book was Dense, Reading, Half-Rims I’m Wearing, I’m Hooked and I ain’t Caring, Oh Baby I want an E-Reader, and a Meaningful Meter…” HA! And now, it’s a Pendant as well! :)
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I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Pendant Necklace
"That Book you got makes me so Brainy!" :) Book Nerds Rejoice, because this Pendant is for YOU! It's the "I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE" Necklace that will make everyone Smile and Laugh. Too Funny! Silver Toned Glass Charm Frame measures Approx 1 " x 1 1/4 " and comes on a 24" Ball Chain... "So, Book Nerds (Yeah!) Book Nerds (Yeah!) Has your Big Book got the Weight? (Hell Yeah!) Then Flip ‘em (Flip ‘em!) Flip ‘em (Flip ‘em!) Flip those Fat Book Pages; Big Books Got GAME!" Bah aha ha ha ha!
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Alligator Ring
Did you know that only two Living Species of the Alligator exist today? They are the American Alligator and the Chinese Alligator (which is Smaller)! All the rest are Fossils, Frozen in time… Much like this Ring! :)
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Garfield Belly Ring
“Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!” This Belly Naval Ring is Officially Licensed Garfield Product. It must be not be ‘Monday’ since Garfield is all SMILES in this Fun and Whimsical Belly Ring.
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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Big Spoon Cufflinks
Well aren’t these FUN? These are “Big Spoon” Cufflinks that are Black, Stylish, and Charming. Big Spoon looking for a Little Spoon? Who doesn’t like to Spoon, eh? Made with Quality Vinyl and Zinc Alloys with Bullet Back Cufflink…
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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