Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Gnarly, she uses them to Cut Chain at the Hardware Store!” “Yo Momma’s so Toothless, it took her an Hour to Eat Minute Rice”… HA! And Now, this Tie Tack!!!
via Sarustar #Ad
Real Molar Tooth Tie Tack
Nothing says Lovin like a Tooth Tie Tack. Right? And this Molar Tie Tack really Warms my Heart! A Real Molar Tooth, encased in a Silver Toned Tie Tack. That'll really make your Tie POP! Which Reminds me of this another Joke... A husband and Wife Entered the Dentist’s Office. The Husband said, “I Want a Tooth Pulled. I don’t want Gas or Novocain because I'm in a Terrible Hurry. Just Pull the Tooth as Quick as Possible!” “You re a Brave Man,” said the Dentist. “Now, Show me which Tooth it is.” The Husband turns to his Wife and says, “Open your Mouth Dear and Show the Dentist which Tooth it is!” :)
-
Barack Obama Earrings
Barry never looked so good (at least the Gray is gone from his hair) then he has with these 14k Heavy Gold Plated Earrings! The Description says “Iced out with Swarovski Crystals”, but I don’t see none. All I…
-
Burger Bangle
HA HA! I LOVE this Bangle Bracelet… Or should I say BANGLES! There are 7 Different Bangles that you Stack Together and wear as one… And it looks just like a Loaded Hamburger! YUMMMM!
-
Creepy Crawly Spider Earrings
EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…
-
Candy Wrapper Jewelry Kit
Make Sweet Bracelets, Headbands and Belts from Candy Wrappers! Kit includes over 200 Pre-Cut Candy Wrappers, a Hole Puncher, Cords, Beads, and MORE! It’s a Sweet-Tooth Lover’s Delight!
-
Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
-
Knife Sharpening Pendant
Now this is a Handy Tool… If you’re a Hunter, Fisherman, or Jason Voorhees. It’s a Tool that you hang from a Necklace, so it’s always there when you need it. A Redi-Edge Knife Sharpening Tool that will keep…
Prices could change at any time!