Crazy Cool Earring! It’s an Ear Wrap that looks just like a Straight Edge Blade used by a Barber. And NOW, it’s wrapped around your Ear and Dangling down from the Knife is a Red Drop of BLOOD! AWESOME!

Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…

I like things like this. Different, Fun, Romantic, and hey, it’s a Rose! She won’t expect a Proposal from you when you pull this Beautiful Red Rose Flower from your Jacket and get down on one knee. That is,…

If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…

Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…

Ah Valentine’s Day… Coming Soon. And nothing says “I LOVE YOU” better than a Face full of Spiders. Right? And with these Lovely Heart Shaped Ear Plugs, you can do just that, with 16 Legs, a Fat Bloated Body…