Lizzie Borden Axe Necklace
Lizzie Borden (1860 – 1927) was an American Woman who was tried and Acquitted for the 1892 Axe Murders of her Father and Stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts. Lizzie Cried out “Maggie, Come Quick! Father’s Dead! Somebody came in and Killed Him!” Struck 10 or 11 times with a Hatchet-Like Weapon, one of his Eyeballs had been Split cleanly in Two! WOW! SICK! Just like this Necklace.
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Lizzie Borden Axe Murderer Wicked Necklace Pendant
Chop Chop! The Stepmother was found lying Facedown on the Guest Room Floor. But despite Lizzie's "Attitude" and Changing Alibis, nobody bothered to Check her for Bloodstains! Police admitted to not doing a Proper Search because Lizzie wasn't feeling well. HA! In the Basement, Police found Two Hatchets, Two Axes, and a Hatchet-Head with a Broken Handle. Gnarly! Just like this Creepy Pendant featuring the image of Lizzie Borden, a Hatchet Axe, and a Blood Red Gem. AWESOME! And who can forget that Popular Lizzie Borden Song: Lizzie Borden took an Ax, And gave her Mother Forty Whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her Father forty-one! SWEET! :) Read more about Lizzie here!
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