Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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Evil Dead Cufflinks
FUN FUN FUN! Everything’s More FUN when you have a Chainsaw, Right? :) Well it is if you’re an Evil Dead Junkie. Featuring the Book of the Dead, Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, and the Iconic Chainsaw, you can almost Picture Bruce…
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Mushroom Earrings
“What does a Mushroom Car Say?” “Shroom Shroom!” “Why did the Fungi leave the Party?” “There wasn’t Mushroom!” “Which Vegetable goes Best with Jacket Potatoes?” “Button Mushrooms!” Had enough Fungi? Well then get these Cute Dangly Mushroom Earrings. They’re…
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Lock Pick Earrings
What a Cool Pair of Dangly Earrings… Lock Picks! Handmade using Stainless Steel, and Silver Plated Fastenings, these Earrings will gain lots of attention… Perfect for Quick Escapes, Late Nights, and Lost Keys. :)
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Handmade Christmas Tree Earrings
“Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree…” Why are we Singing to a Tree? Rather Odd… But now, it’s that Time of Year again. Everyone is putting up a Tree (or Trees), and Decorating them. So why not put up…
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Couch Potato Watch
A Couch Potato is a Lazy Person who does nothing but Sit on the Couch and Watch Television… A.K.A. Sofa Spud! HA! And not just ANY Television… an Excess Amount of Television! The Simpsons, Law And Order, Welcome Back,…
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Mistletoe Nipple Ring
Hang up the Mistletoe… On your Nipples! Because this Clever and Cool Nipple Bar Ring is Festive all over. Ring in the Season right with Mistletoe dangling from your headlights… Two of them, Green Mistletoe, strung from a 14…
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