Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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I’d Hit That Pinata Cufflinks
FUN FUN FUN! Everyone Loves Pinatas… Fill them with Candy and Goodies and let the Party Begin. And with these Great Cufflinks, it’s a Different Party indeed. It’s the “I’d Hit That” Pinata Cufflinks with a Whole New Meaning….
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Cat Emoji Dangle Belly Button Ring
Meow, Meow, Meow… It’s Three Cats, Smiling and Laughing from a Hole in your Belly… You can’t get much better than that! Fun Colorful Emoji Emoticon Cats, with Funny Faces and Heart Eyes. Dangling from Gold-Tone Chains and Suspended…
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Bloodspatter Plugs
What’s better than an Ear Plug? A BLOODY EAR PLUG! Muaha haahahahaha! Looking like you just Bashed your Head in, these Plugs are just Dripping with BLOOD! Cool Look! Creepy as Hell! :)
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Bloody Postcard Necklace
This postcard could be a postcard for 2020, for sure. It’s a cryptic bloody postcard, that reads “HELP ME” in blood. It also says “I LOVE YOU”, how quaint. A fun card, ideal for any horror fan. What can…
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Fake Diamond Necklace
LMAO! This Diamond Pendant is 25mm Wide… Do you know how BIG of a Carat Weight that would be if it were REAL? Only around 13 Carats… HA! That’s HUGE! But NOW, you can get that Mucho Grande Look…
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