Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Chewbacca Bandolier Leather Bracelet
“RRRAARRWHHGWWRRRRR!” Sweet… It’s Chewbacca’s Bandolier… You know, the Ammo Belt that he wears across his Chest… But only this time, it’s an Exclusive Leather Cuff Bracelet, that’s Perfect for your Geeky Arm. Combining Genuine Leather and 316L Surgical Stainless…
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Black Coal Necklace
You know you’ve been really Bad when Santa brings you a Lump of Coal! HA! And these Necklaces are certainly that… Real Coal Nuggets (Each one is Different) that are Strung from a 20″ Long Silver Chain. All Coal…
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Light Up Belly Button Ring
Made from 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Belly Button Ring is Wayyyy COOL! Featuring LED Lights that Auto Rotates Colors, like Red, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, and Azure. Looks GREAT on the Dance Floor and in your Belly!…
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Fast Food Junkie Watch
LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my…
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Green Camouflage Watch
This Watch is Bad Ass! I Love the Green Bezel with the Green Camouflage Dial… Looks very Rolex to me, but this Watch is made by LTD, and they did an Awesome Job with the Details! Very Visual, Very…
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