Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for not having Dental Insurance!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Gapped, she could become a Field Goal Post!” “Yo’ Mama’s got Summer Teeth… Some are in her Mouth, and some are on your WRIST!” :)
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Human Teeth Tooth Horror Bracelet Cuff
This Human Tooth Bracelet gives me Cavities. It's Creepy, Cool, and will look AWESOME around your Arm. Made out of Polymer Clay, this Creepy Tooth Bracelet has Bloody Gums and will Freak people out. Bend Slightly to Fit, it's Easy to Wear, very Unique, and hey, you never know when you'll need another pair of Chompers! :)
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…
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Steampunk Charm Bead
WOW! This is one of the Coolest Charm Beads I’ve ever seen… I’ve always been a Fan of Steampunk and Gears… And this Bead is AWESOME! It’s a Steampunk Bead that’s Tri-Tone and GREEN! I Just LOVE it! In…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Diamond Uzi Ring
This Jason of Beverly Hills Custom Uzi Ring is made with 5.26 Carats of Black Diamonds set into a Black Gold Mounting, shaped just like an UZI. It’s a Great Look for Guys, and the Ladies shouldn’t be Intimidated…
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Diamond Dust Earrings
What a Great Idea for Earrings… French Wire Earrings that hold a See-Through Container filled with DIAMOND DUST! How AWESOME! Real Diamonds, Industrial Grade (hence the Yellow Color), Ground up and inserted into these Very Cool Earrings!
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Chocolate Swiss Roll Cufflinks
Sweet! These Cufflinks are MMM GOOD! Looking like Chocolate Swiss Rolls, Chocolatey Sponge Cake Rolled and Stuffed with Cream Filling… DELISH! But these aren’t your Normal HO-HOs, these Swill Rolls are actually made out of Polymer Clay… You can…
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