Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening Rhinestones across the Scorpion’s Back. STUNNING! With a Hinged Tail, this Scorpion can be Adjusted to Fit pretty much any 2 Fingers you Desire. Just Strap it on and you’re good to go. :)
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Gold Tone Scorpion Two Finger Elastic Band Ring
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