Stargate Ring
SWEET! This Stargate Ring Kicks ASS! So Coolllll! Stargate was a 1994 Film that centered on the Premise of a “Stargate”, an Ancient Ring-Shaped Portal Device that Created a Wormhole Enabling Travel to a Similar Device elsewhere in the Universe. It Explored the Theory of Extraterrestrial Beings having an Influence upon Human Civilization. And just like this Ring… It was AWESOME!
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Stargate 7mm Wide Silver Ring
A Massive Metal Ring with Engraved Cover Stones is Discovered in the Sands of Giza, Egypt in 1928, and this Ring is a Discovery as well. With Cool Egyptian Hieroglyphs, you may even believe that you can Travel to Distant Worlds. But can you? Cast in Sterling Silver (if you want other Metals, just ask), this Ring is Made to Order and comes in Ring Sizes 4-13. Buy one Today, Wormhole Tomorrow! :)
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
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Zombie Monkey Belly Ring
Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L…
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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