Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took a Bite…) GROSS but FUNNY Necklace, Eyeball on a Stick. Something no one will UN-SEE! Made of Polymer Clay, a Wooden Stick, and suspended from a Silver Plated Chain… It’s Zombie Good Food YUM!
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Bloody Eyeball Skewer Necklace Pendant
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Tribal Swirl Nipple Ring
I really LOVE the Design of these Tribal Nipple Shield Rings. They look like Ninja Stars with Dagger Blades Swirling around the center… But the Really-Really Cool thing… They’re NON-PIERCING! NO PAIN! WOW!
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Psycho Chef Knife Necklace
This Necklace is certainly made with Gordon Ramsay in mind. It’s a Psycho Chef Knife Necklace that is ready to CHOP CHOP CHOP! It’s Cool, Scary, and whatever you do DON’T ROLL OVER IN YOUR SLEEP!
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Possessed Girl Pendant
I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…
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Thermometer Earrings
“Mix a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, With a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, It’s Gettin Hot in Here, So Take off all your Clothes…” Just like Nelly Sings, it’s HOT in Ear! And with these COOL Thermometer Earrings,…
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Penguin Tongue Ring
Want to get a Smile or a Laugh? Stick out your Tongue and show people your Penguin Tongue Ring! HA! The Big Eyes and Orange Beak are toooooo CUTE! Plus, you may be able to make the Penguin Waddle…
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