Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of Fail known to Man! Reaching this Level of Fail means only one thing: You must Die, or the World will Fail itself due to such an Extreme Level of Failage! HA! Are you EPIC?
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Glow in the Dark Epic Fail Ear Gauge Plugs
Oh boy, these Ear Gauge Plugs are certainly NOT FAILURES! They are Cool and Comfortable and GLOW IN THE DARK! That's SWEET! These Single Flared Ear Plugs are made out of Acrylic and have the words "EPIC" on one Plug, and "FAIL" on the other (which means, they are Sold as a Pair... of course). Coming in TONS of Different Gauge Sizes, you're just gonna LOVE how they Look, and LOVE what they Say!
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Cuss Word Brooch Pin
Wait a minute… Is it “Cuss” or “Curse”? Damn it… If you like to Cuss like I do, then by all means, this Freaking Fracking Pin, Brooch is for YOU! Fun Brooch with the Cuss Word Symbols “#*@&*?!” Now…
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Custom Street Sign Belly Ring
Nice! I’ve been down that Road before… It’s a Cool Belly Button Ring that looks just like a Street Sign. And the Best Part of all… It’s CUSTOM! You can Add whatever Name or Text to the Acrylic Dangle…
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7 Chakra Crystal Pendant
Chakras are Energy Points or Nodes in the Subtle Body (not the Physical Body). It’s a Sanskrit Word meaning “Wheel” or “Turning”, and that’s exactly what you do with this Pendant… Turn your Life around and Balance your Energy!
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Toilet Paper Crisis Brooch
NICEEEE! Not to make light of the current situation, but this brooch is quite funny. And so real. It’s a brooch that reads: I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Crisis 2020″ HA! Which is crazy and insane, and there’s…
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Creepy Female Finger Bracelet
Ewwww! LMAO! This is a creepy bracelet for sure. It’s a finger bracelet cuff, that squeezes around your wrist. Realistic lady fingers, with multiple knuckles, that circle around your arm and grip. With lovely red painted fingernails, it’s a…
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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