Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
“A Lawyer, a Doctor, and a Zombie Walk into a Bar… Three Zombies Walk out!” :) “What does a Zombie get when he comes Home Late for Dinner?” “The Cold Shoulder!” “Why did the Zombie Stop Teaching?” “He only had One Pupil!” HA… Who’s the Zombie NOW? YOU are, with these Zombie Ear Plugs! :)
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27mm Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
Nothing looks better in your Ears than Blood. Right? Especially when your Ear RIPS and that Zombie Chews it off. I HATE it when that happens. :) These Bloody Zombie Ear Plugs are 1 1/16" (27mm), and come in a PAIR. That way, both your Ears can be Bloody with Zombies. Sure to make everyone take notice and RUN... Now just add some Fake Blood on your Shirt (like this I'm Fine T-Shirt) and you're good to go Eat... BRAAAAAAINZZZZ! :)
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Retro Cupid Lovers Ring
LMAO! Nice Valentine’s Day Gift. A Dead Baby on your Finger! SWEET! I’ve seen a lot of Cupid Jewelry before, but nothing like this… A Cupid Head, with a Creepy Face, plastered on a Ring. WOW! That really makes…
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Sock Monkeys Hugging Brooch
A Sock Monkey is a Toy made from Socks Fashioned in the likeness of a Monkey. These Stuffed Animals are a Mixture of Folk Art and Kitsch in the Culture of the United States and Canada. And did you…
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IT Clown Scary Cufflinks
Okay… These are clown cufflinks, for sure. But IT clown? Pennywise? Nah, I don’t think so. Maybe the original IT, possibly? But it looks more like BOZO mixed with Ronald McDonald to me. What do you think? Either way,…
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Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Sheep Earrings
These Sheep Earrings are TOOOO CUTE! Just look at their Smiling Faces. Their Fluffy Wool. Their Colorful Dangling Legs… Talk about the “OOOHHHS” and “AAAAHHHHS” you’ll get Baaaaaa-ck! :)
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Traffic Cone Earrings
Oh Boy, your Ears could Stop Traffic. Literally. Just Dangle them out the Window and everyone will come to a Screeching Halt. Because these Darling Earring Dangles, are Orange Traffic Cones… Just a Wee Bit Smaller. :) 3D Printed…
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