Ho Ho Oh No! It’s a Lovely Little Ring Box under the Christmas Tree… She’ll Smile, she’ll Laugh with Glee, until she finds out it’s a Lump of Coal! Ha! Just imagine her Surprise! Especially after she’s been Egging…

Treat your Belly Button to a Scary new look with our Voodoo Doll Belly Bar. This Freaky-Cute Belly Bar features a Cute Silver Voodoo Doll skewered with Crystal-Topped Pins. Awesome!

WOW. Oh WOW! This is Unique. It’s a Men’s Wedding Band that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen… “Swimmers” as I call them… Really Diamonds with a Squiggly Tail, but hey, everyone will know what they really are. What they…

Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…

Hey, do you want to pay $30 for a Quarter? You do? Well then you’re in luck, because these very Unique Rings are made out of Real State Quarters! Fancy that! Pick your Size and your State and you…

“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…