KFC Colonel Sanders Cufflinks
Why not wear a little KFC on your Sleeve? You already have some on your Chin and Shirt. So have FUN with these, and definitely get noticed. You may even take an Order or two... Made of Steel and Glass, with a High Res Image, you'll think these are the Coolest things. MMM GOOD!
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Steel Cable Signet Ring
COOL COOL COOL! Just look at this Ultra-Manly Signet Ring! AWESOME! I LOVE Steel, and I LOVE this Ring! Silver, Gold & Black Steel, with Steel Cable and Screws… IMPRESSIVE! Buy One Today!
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Pole Dancer Belly Ring
Pole Dancing is a Form of Performance Art, Historically Associated with Strip Clubs and Night Clubs, which Combines Dance and Acrobatics Centered on a Vertical Burlesque Pole! Not that anyone needs to tell you that, because this Pole Dancing…
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Cat Ear’s Self Defense Ring
Bring out your Inner Ninja with this Cool Self-Defense Ring. It’s Cat Ear’s that Stick up and Definitely get your Point across. Cast in Solid Stainless Steel, this Survival Tool is Stylish and Functional. Just think of what you…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Sardine Tin Can Necklace
“What happened to the sardines when they showed up late for work?” “They got canned!” Groan! Just good Humor, like this Adorable Sardines in a Tin Can Necklace. Fun, Handmade, Reeking of Sardines inside a Can with an Aged…












